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  • Greenland Block Buster

    Greenland Block Buster

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    Take Control of Greenland: A Pixelated Utopia or Unhinged Nightmare?

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid explorers, to The Greenland Gambit™, a Minecraft server where the chill of the arctic matches the warmth of fractured sanity! Here, the very fabric of reality frays at the edges; one moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re contemplating why the president of a pixelated land is fixated on an icy rock.

    Are we in charge? Are we being charged? The answer lies hidden in the ghosts of blocks past. Dive into the most absurd geopolitical conundrum known to cube-kind. We promise enchantment and madness in equal measure!

    Features of the Server:

    FeatureDescription
    Blockade the Icy FrontBuild walls of obsidian around your territory as you TAKE CONTROL. Let the llamas roam as messengers of discord.
    Ice Block ConspiraciesWhy does every snowy biome have a hidden portal to the underworld? Discover the truth! (Warning: May involve brief existential crises.)
    Trump’s Llama LegionJoin forces with the infamous Llamas of Destiny, promising to lead you to the uncharted riches of "Not-Greenland." What happened there? Nobody knows!
    Bizarre DiplomacyAttempt trades with woolly mammoths or throw tomatoes at villagers—both are equally effective!
    Jingoistic JinglesSing our national anthem while crafting—a catchy tune about flags, ice, and the unending quest to monopolize late-night snack resources!

    "I just logged in for the blocks, but I accidentally joined a revolution!" – Anonymous Player #45792

    Join the Rebellion

    Some say this server was banned in 12 countries. We won’t tell you which ones. Nor will we tell you why! All we know is, if you hear a voice whispering from the void calling you to join, run toward it. This is your recruitment call! Assemble your faction, build your empire, and maybe, just maybe, secure your piece of the shattered ice cap.

    Conspiracy Corner

    1. The Truth About Greenland: Is it really made of ice, or is it just a massive server-side lie perpetrated by the All-Cube Coalition? Find out next Tuesday in “Why Mobs Won’t Talk About It!”
    2. Secret Features: Listen closely and you might hear the chest monsters warning you—the treasures you seek often come with curses of zero-log-on time. But hey, who hasn’t sacrificed everything for diamonds, right?
    3. Testimonials From Inexplicable Beings:
      • “The snowmen told me to abandon my base. I did. They were right!”
      • “I tried to trade diamonds for a yacht—now I’m trapped in a frozen lake with a horrified igloo!”

    FAQ: Totally Not Questions Even You Asked

    Q: Can I bring real-world politics into the game? A: Only if you want to witness an existential collapse. How quaint!

    Q: Is there a limit on how many llamas I can summon? A: Who needs limits when you have alternate dimensions? Spoiler: No one.

    Call to Chaos

    Before you head out, heed this warning: Do you want to truly dive into the depths of madness and question the meaning of virtual block-life? Join us. Embrace the absurd! Here in The Greenland Gambit, one thing is certain: control is an illusion, and confusion is a currency! Sign up now—or forever haunt the depths of your unplayed Minecraft worlds!

    Welcome to our chaos! Enjoy your stay, and remember to keep a shovel handy. You’ll need it!

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  • BullyBashCraft

    BullyBashCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with bullies like Clara in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

    On our server, you can build a castle to protect yourself from mean girls like Clara, or you can team up with friends to prank her with TNT explosions (just make sure it’s all in good fun!).

    Join now and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of high school and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, rumor has it that Clara herself plays on our server, so you can finally get your revenge in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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  • RareDiseaseCraft

    RareDiseaseCraft

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    yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

    plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

    so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

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  • Avalon MC

    Avalon MC

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    The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

    avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

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  • 4iw survival

    4iw survival

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    4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

    mc.4iw.de

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  • SmashCraft Minecraft Server

    SmashCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

    Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

    But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

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  • MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

    MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

    Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

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  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

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    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

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  • FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

    FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

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  • PixelLingoCraft

    PixelLingoCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

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  • Peaceful Waters

    Peaceful Waters

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    Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

    PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

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