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  • Not Your American Block

    Not Your American Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Enigmatic Oblivion of Blocklandia: Greenland Edition

    Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.

    The Conspiracy Is Rampant—And So Are the Creepers!

    Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!

      • Politicians at Play: Craft and throw snowballs to conduct negotiations with other hostile mobs (or players)!
      • Polar Bear Alliances: Team up with the local wildlife—because who needs Congress when you’ve got bears?

    Choose Your Destiny: The Peculiar Mechanics of Blocklandia

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Economy Sell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted!
    Ice-Cube Revolution Accumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams!
    Rogue Vote Mechanic Each kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos?

    Frequently Asked Questions (but also not really)

      • Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?

      • Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?

      • Q: Can I become the Dictator of Penguins? A: In theory, yes. In practice, the penguins might overthrow you! It’s a slippery slope.

    Trails of Frost and Conspiracy: Rumors and Revelations!

      • Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.

      • Creepergate Scandal: This server was banned in 12 countries for "encouraging advanced political dialogue through block manipulation." Don’t ask for details; you’ll only receive more riddles.

    Testimonials from the Mysterious Void (or the mystical players we decided to make up):

    “Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio

    “Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109

    Secret Features?! Or So They Say…

    -Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?

    FINAL WARNING: Join Us, or Be Left Outside!

    "Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"

    Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!

    Melting minds are welcome!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Astro SMP – A Minecraft Adventure

    Astro SMP – A Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Astralic SMP

    Dear Astralic SMP,

    Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re super excited to have you join our community. Whether you’re a pro or just starting out, you’ll love playing and chatting with other Minecraft fans here.

    Our server has lots of cool stuff like crates, voting rewards, store items, money in the game, tags, and more. We’re always adding new features to make your time here awesome.

    Don’t forget to check out our forums where you can chat with others, get tips, and ask for help. It’s a great way to make friends and share your Minecraft adventures.

    And don’t miss our Discord community! You can talk with other players, join voice chats, and stay updated on all the latest server news.

    We want everyone to have a great time here, so feel free to ask our staff any questions or share your thoughts.

    Thanks for being part of our Minecraft family. See you in the game, on the forums, and on Discord!

    play.astralic.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Perch – A Community-Driven Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server with Playtime Ranks

    The Perch – A Community-Driven Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server with Playtime Ranks

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features
    ⌛ A ranking system based on playtime, allowing you to unlock perks simply by playing on the server.
    🗺️ A web-map where you can view all worlds! (Visit Map)
    💰 An economy that’s fair and balanced, with plenty of player-ran shops!
    🔧 Small tweaks to gameplay to make the game just a bit nicer to play.
    ❤️ Last but not least, our lovely community!

    Join Us!

    Discord: Join Discord IP: http://rd.the-perch.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, we will never reset our map.
    How can I unlock perks on the server? By playing and ranking up based on playtime.
    Are player-ran shops common? Yes, our economy encourages players to run their own shops.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Saucy Craft – Awesome Sauce

    Saucy Craft – Awesome Sauce

    New Minecraft Servers

    Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

    What happens when you mix ATM7 modpack with Minecraft 1.18.2 and toss in some cool plugins? You get something truly awesome! Come join Awesome Sauce MC Server now!

      • Features: Economy, factions, shops, minigames, PVP worlds, and peaceful ATM7 worlds
      • Release Date: Fresh generation of the overworld on 4/15/23
      • How to Play: Download "ATM7 modpack" from Curse Forge, select ATM7 in Minecraft, then add server "awesomesaucemcserver.duckdns.org:25567" in multiplayer

    Curse Forge Modpack Link: All the Mods 7

    Disclaimer: The server is created by a single person in their spare time. Please be patient and share any feedback for improvements. Let’s make this server unlike any other out there! 😊

    awesomesaucemcserver.duckdns.org:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Survive with QSMP – Join Now!

    Survive with QSMP – Join Now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    QSMP Minecraft Server

    If you’re into Minecraft and want a server that’s super cool, QSMP is the place to be. It’s all about surviving and having fun with a bunch of awesome features and nice people.

    Features:

      • Challenging survival gameplay
      • Custom economy system for trading
      • Friendly community of players

    Come join QSMP today and start your Minecraft adventure!

    play.qsmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP