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  • Not Your American Block

    Not Your American Block

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    Welcome to the Enigmatic Oblivion of Blocklandia: Greenland Edition

    Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.

    The Conspiracy Is Rampant—And So Are the Creepers!

    Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!

    • Politicians at Play: Craft and throw snowballs to conduct negotiations with other hostile mobs (or players)!
    • Polar Bear Alliances: Team up with the local wildlife—because who needs Congress when you’ve got bears?

    Choose Your Destiny: The Peculiar Mechanics of Blocklandia

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted EconomySell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted!
    Ice-Cube RevolutionAccumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams!
    Rogue Vote MechanicEach kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos?

    Frequently Asked Questions (but also not really)

    • Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?

    • Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?

    • Q: Can I become the Dictator of Penguins? A: In theory, yes. In practice, the penguins might overthrow you! It’s a slippery slope.

    Trails of Frost and Conspiracy: Rumors and Revelations!

    • Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.

    • Creepergate Scandal: This server was banned in 12 countries for "encouraging advanced political dialogue through block manipulation." Don’t ask for details; you’ll only receive more riddles.

    Testimonials from the Mysterious Void (or the mystical players we decided to make up):

    “Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio

    “Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109

    Secret Features?! Or So They Say…

    -Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?

    FINAL WARNING: Join Us, or Be Left Outside!

    "Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"

    Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!

    Melting minds are welcome!

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  • Foodie4Eva Minecraft SMP

    Foodie4Eva Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to Taylor Swift songs. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and a jungle filled with flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses together!

    And if you could only eat one food forever, it would obviously be rainbow-colored cake made with unicorn tears and sprinkled with pixie dust. Duh!

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  • PoliticianPaparazziFun

    PoliticianPaparazziFun

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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to see your favorite politicians in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server and watch as world leaders battle it out in epic PvP matches! See who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of power and prestige. Plus, our paparazzi mobs are always on the lookout for scandalous moments to capture and share with the world. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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  • RussianAirSpaceInvader

    RussianAirSpaceInvader

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    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the russian government wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so poppin’ that even the Finnish Defence Ministry had to step in and be like, “hey, you can’t be flyin’ your planes over there, this is a no-fly zone for anyone who ain’t part of this epic minecraft server!”

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some sneaky russian spies trying to steal our diamond blocks. who knows what will happen next on this server where anything is possible. so come on, join us and let’s show those pesky russians that we ain’t messin’ around when it comes to minecraft domination!

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  • Top server for PVP there are no passwords without anti -reading server minecraft

    Top server for PVP there are no passwords without anti -reading server minecraft

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  • VTube Startup Hub 1.21.4

    VTube Startup Hub 1.21.4

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    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to be a Vtuber but had no clue where to start? Well, fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic advice on all things Vtubing, from streaming platforms to video editing software.

    Not sure if there’s an audience for your content? Wondering if you should ask a question? Just go ahead and ask, we got your back! And if you wanna join the fun, just DM boop147 on discord – it’s like an exclusive club, but for Vtubers!

    Plus, we’ve got links to all the cool Vtuber agencies, so you can start your journey to virtual stardom. And if you’re worried about trolls, we’ve got your back with a list of common trolling techniques to watch out for.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this Vtuber party started! Who needs reality when you can be a virtual superstar, amirite?

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  • BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

    BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

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    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Democrats and Republicans fighting it out like it’s a dang civil war! We got extreme members doin’ backflips and moderates just chillin’ in the corner like “wut is even happening?”

    If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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  • Mods & Stuff SMP

    Mods & Stuff SMP

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    Mods & Stuff SMP

    Features
    No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes
    Player ran economy
    Teams
    Claims
    Active owners
    100% survival
    Whitelisted Mc and Discord server

    Current Modpack:

    A custom Create modpack with various mods and addons.

    Server start date: 2/9/2025

    Misc Mods:

    • Spyglass Astronomy
    • Tide
    • Immersive aircraft, paintings, and melodies
    • Origins

    Join our Discord server here

    FAQs:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server pay-to-win?No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on the server.
    Can I join with no prior modding experience?Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for all players.
    Are there any whitelist requirements?Yes, the server is whitelisted and requires players to join the Discord server.
    What is the current modpack?The current modpack is a custom Create modpack with various mods and addons.

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  • Laughing Void Minecraft 1.20.3

    Laughing Void Minecraft 1.20.3

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter and tears! We promise outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning the meaning of life itself.

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while contemplating the futility of existence.

    Laugh until you cry as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question reality.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to have your heart broken and your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible.

    Join us now for a journey that will leave you with nothing but the cold, the silence, and the loneliness…and maybe a few diamonds along the way!

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  • CraftyTruthsMC

    CraftyTruthsMC

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy…unless you’re like Lily! Join us for a drama-free, filter-filled experience where you can be yourself without fear of oversharing or awkward moments. Our server is the perfect getaway from exhausting friends who can’t take a hint.

    Embark on epic adventures with a group of players who value honesty and respect, and leave the drama at the door (or in Lily’s case, on social media). Build your dream world without worrying about someone making inappropriate jokes or bringing up embarrassing stories from the past.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be sure that your friends won’t exclude you for being too honest or lacking a filter. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ game of Minecraft without the unnecessary drama? Come join us and leave the oversharing at home!

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  • GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP

    GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a whole new world, man. You gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, always casting crazy spells and making diamonds rain from the sky. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts for days.

    But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.

    Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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