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Greenland autonomy

  • Not Your American Block

    Not Your American Block

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    Welcome to the Enigmatic Oblivion of Blocklandia: Greenland Edition

    Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.

    The Conspiracy Is Rampant—And So Are the Creepers!

    Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!

    • Politicians at Play: Craft and throw snowballs to conduct negotiations with other hostile mobs (or players)!
    • Polar Bear Alliances: Team up with the local wildlife—because who needs Congress when you’ve got bears?

    Choose Your Destiny: The Peculiar Mechanics of Blocklandia

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted EconomySell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted!
    Ice-Cube RevolutionAccumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams!
    Rogue Vote MechanicEach kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos?

    Frequently Asked Questions (but also not really)

    • Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?

    • Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?

    • Q: Can I become the Dictator of Penguins? A: In theory, yes. In practice, the penguins might overthrow you! It’s a slippery slope.

    Trails of Frost and Conspiracy: Rumors and Revelations!

    • Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.

    • Creepergate Scandal: This server was banned in 12 countries for "encouraging advanced political dialogue through block manipulation." Don’t ask for details; you’ll only receive more riddles.

    Testimonials from the Mysterious Void (or the mystical players we decided to make up):

    “Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio

    “Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109

    Secret Features?! Or So They Say…

    -Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?

    FINAL WARNING: Join Us, or Be Left Outside!

    "Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"

    Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!

    Melting minds are welcome!

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  • Frosty Fight: Green War Zone

    Frosty Fight: Green War Zone

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    🌍🔫 Join the Ultimate Blockhead Battlefield! 🔫🌍

    Ever dreamt of battling for the fate of Greenland while sipping hot cocoa on the North Pole? Well, buckle up, because this isn’t your average Minecraft server—this is the craziest virtual warzone you’ve ever imagined! 🎮✨

    Reason #1: Penguins vs. Polar Bears! 🐧🐻 Forget battling mobs; here you’ll choose your allegiance—will you side with fluffy penguins that secretly want to overthrow the regime of poofy polar bears? Or are you pro-bear, ready to defend their icy turf against the invasion? Polar politics has never been this adorable—or dangerous!

    Reason #2: The Great NATO Heist! 💰🔍 Our players engage in a daring, underground mission to steal NATO’s secret ice cream stash! Legends say they have vanilla-flavored missiles for strategic dessert bombing. Your quest? To locate the frozen Frozone fortress and become the ultimate ice cream warlord! The only thing cooler than winning? The sweet taste of victory!

    Reason #3: The Ice Fortress Challenge! 🏰❄️ Build, fortify, and defend your epic ice fortress against not just rogue players but hostile garden gnomes spawned from Word War Gnome! We’re talking tactical snowball fights where you can launch icy projectiles and show off your epic building skills. Whoever fortifies the best fortress gets a lifetime supply of sweet, sweet diamonds… and a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: The dragon may not be real.)

    Reason #4: Alternate Reality Time Travel! ⏳🕵️ Join an elite team of time-traveling warriors battling through past, present, and future wars! One minute, you’re crafting weapons in a Viking era, and the next, you’re dodging laser beams on a spaceship in the 42nd century. Don’t forget your tinfoil hat—it’s essential for warping through dimensions!

    Reason #5: The War for the Ultimate Snack! 🍕🏆 Join the “Greens War” where you must defend your right to the greatest snack ever created: The Pizza Puff! Rumors say that the key to intergalactic pizza sauce is hidden somewhere between the North Pole and Greenland. It’s your mission to find it before the closing bell—who doesn’t want a slice of universal peace?

    So grab your diamond sword, don your woolly hat, and prepare your best battle face. Join our zany server where the snow isn’t the only thing you’ll be shoveling—it’s going to be outrageous, and you won’t want to miss it! 🥳❄️

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  • SharkCraft: Womb Edition

    SharkCraft: Womb Edition

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    yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

    join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

    who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • PixelPioner

    PixelPioner

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    This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

    PixelPioner.aternos.me:17740

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  • Vanillium

    Vanillium

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    Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

    On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

    In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

    Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

    vanillium.xyz

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  • DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

    DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.

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  • ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

    ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being called a chowderhead on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, being a chowderhead is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole chowderhead appreciation day where players compete to see who can come up with the most creative insult involving the word “chowderhead”.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chowderhead King, a mystical being who roams the land in search of the ultimate chowder recipe. Join our server and help him on his quest to find the perfect blend of clams, potatoes, and cream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be rewarded with a magical chowder spoon that grants you unlimited soup powers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner chowderhead. Who knows, you might just become the next Chowderhead Champion of the Minecraft world!

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  • ScareCraft Minecraft Server

    ScareCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the spooks! One time, a player built a haunted house that was so scary, it made another player’s character pee their pixelated pants! And that’s not even the craziest part – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one is looking. So if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race and your bladder quiver, join us now!

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  • Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

    Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

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    Are you tired of boring old history? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go back in time and erase any event from history! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of the selfie stick? Easy peasy. Join our server and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up accidentally creating a world where cats rule the planet. It’s all possible on our wacky and wild server. Join now and start messing with the space-time continuum in the most ridiculous ways imaginable!

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  • PixieMines

    PixieMines

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    A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

    mc.pixiemines.com

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  • MineVerse SMP

    MineVerse SMP

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    MineVerse SMP

    Join MineVerse SMP We are a newly made seever with already established members! I dont think anyone has beaten the game this season so join now & beat it! Some people that join & I get to know & like will most likely get operator! We are looking for Active Members. Join MineVerse SMP Now!

    23.109.136.230

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  • MoonCraft – Minecraft server

    MoonCraft – Minecraft server

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    ⭐ Tired of the same type of one-day servers? Then, welcome.

    On our server you will see unique, many hours of gameplay. Bosses, auction, clans, various locations, PvP, quests. Meet MoonCraft.

    ? There was a wipe on Grief Survival recently!

    play.mooncraft.space

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