we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.
plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica
Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.
Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Economy | Sell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted! |
| Ice-Cube Revolution | Accumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams! |
| Rogue Vote Mechanic | Each kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos? |
Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?
Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?
Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.
“Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio
“Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109
-Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?
"Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"
Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!
Melting minds are welcome!
Welcome, brave souls! Buckle up as we plunge headfirst into this treacherous Minecraft server adrift on a churning sea of political absurdity, where the bounds of reality are as thin as Steve’s patience in the End!
Is Zelenskyy our hero or merely a pawn in the grand arsenal of pixelated warfare? And what’s this about Greenland—an icy fortress of mystery, elusive and far too valuable for mere mortals? The answers lie ahead—but so do the questions you never thought to ask.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Blockade Diplomacy | Confront enigmatic players who might just be foreign agents—or your teammates! |
| Greenlandian Caves | Discover strange artifacts, or just suffer from icy hallucinations! |
| Creeper Conspiracies | Creepers are not what they seem; they might be politicians in disguise! |
| Charming Brick Barricades | Raise defenses while moonlighting as a diplomat! |
Legend of the Lost Biome: Legends speak of a hidden realm within the server where Zelenskyy himself may roam, negotiating with a phantom Trump trapped behind a wall of enchanted gold blocks. Some say you can hear their debates—just lock your doors, for the mobs of madness might spill from that realm!
Dare you venture here? Will you manipulate the chains of destiny or simply be a pawn on the board? Join us! Rewrite history with your pickaxe—build alliances, demolish hopes, and conquer the unknown!
If you hear the laughter in the distance and witness the landscapes shift beneath your feet, take a breath and remember: it’s all just a game… isn’t it?
In the shimmering depths of the digital tundra, a cataclysm brews. Did you hear the whispers echoing through the pixelated corridors? Trump’s ghostly specter, a pixelated figure astride a glittering throne of ice, daring you to seize Greenland for the people or lead them into the chaotic void! Pineapple pizza fueling DnD player uprisings?! It’s all very real, and it’s happening here.
| Stunning Landmarks | Mysterious Mechanics |
|---|---|
| The Iceberg Citadel | Talk to penguin emissaries—they might know! |
| Blocky Freedom Wall | Crafting materials from lost Viking dreams |
| The Permafrost of Democracy | A 24/7 debate arena (never ends, much like your nightmares) |
Gather stones to bring home only to discover they’re sentient conspirators spying on your build! Pfft, those doors might lead to a secret chamber filled with ice monsters, but what’s the worst that could happen? Just remember, trust the Yeti; he’s one of us.
Join us, if you dare. But beware! The Drones of Doubt will hover, assessing your every move like a bureaucratic hawk! Don’t look at them directly; they don’t have souls—only malice.
“Once I built a house made of pure ice and my cat became the ruler of all. Now, we plot world domination with only two kittens at our side!” — Definitely not a figment of someone’s imagination.
“Why did I join this server? The whispers of the glacial winds promised me a steak dinner…I haven’t eaten in weeks.” — A lost soul who forgot the taste of reality.
Why does Greenland matter? Because it’s more than an island— it’s a battlefield where allegiances are formed over fistfights in pixelated snowfall! Join now before the world unravels, and we have to face the truth that everything was a Minecraft mod all along.
Did you know that building a snowman has a rare chance to summon a portal to the Underworld of Lost Blocks? But be cautious—one too many blocky apparitions may very well lead you into an epic battle against reality itself.
This server has been banned in twelve countries, but we won’t disclose why. That’s for you to find out! Dare to dig into the catacombs where our mascot—a sentient block of ice—sleeps.
Can you feel them watching? Even the ice cubes in your drink might be direct descendants of ancient mobsters plotting to get back at us through glitches. Sign the contract in digital blood (or even creeper guts) and let’s reshape the world—one block at a time!
Welcome, brave souls and intrepid explorers, to The Greenland Gambit™, a Minecraft server where the chill of the arctic matches the warmth of fractured sanity! Here, the very fabric of reality frays at the edges; one moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re contemplating why the president of a pixelated land is fixated on an icy rock.
Are we in charge? Are we being charged? The answer lies hidden in the ghosts of blocks past. Dive into the most absurd geopolitical conundrum known to cube-kind. We promise enchantment and madness in equal measure!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Blockade the Icy Front | Build walls of obsidian around your territory as you TAKE CONTROL. Let the llamas roam as messengers of discord. |
| Ice Block Conspiracies | Why does every snowy biome have a hidden portal to the underworld? Discover the truth! (Warning: May involve brief existential crises.) |
| Trump’s Llama Legion | Join forces with the infamous Llamas of Destiny, promising to lead you to the uncharted riches of "Not-Greenland." What happened there? Nobody knows! |
| Bizarre Diplomacy | Attempt trades with woolly mammoths or throw tomatoes at villagers—both are equally effective! |
| Jingoistic Jingles | Sing our national anthem while crafting—a catchy tune about flags, ice, and the unending quest to monopolize late-night snack resources! |
"I just logged in for the blocks, but I accidentally joined a revolution!" – Anonymous Player #45792
Some say this server was banned in 12 countries. We won’t tell you which ones. Nor will we tell you why! All we know is, if you hear a voice whispering from the void calling you to join, run toward it. This is your recruitment call! Assemble your faction, build your empire, and maybe, just maybe, secure your piece of the shattered ice cap.
Q: Can I bring real-world politics into the game? A: Only if you want to witness an existential collapse. How quaint!
Q: Is there a limit on how many llamas I can summon? A: Who needs limits when you have alternate dimensions? Spoiler: No one.
Before you head out, heed this warning: Do you want to truly dive into the depths of madness and question the meaning of virtual block-life? Join us. Embrace the absurd! Here in The Greenland Gambit, one thing is certain: control is an illusion, and confusion is a currency! Sign up now—or forever haunt the depths of your unplayed Minecraft worlds!
Welcome to our chaos! Enjoy your stay, and remember to keep a shovel handy. You’ll need it!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server to entertain you? Choose the best choice: mc.dominatecraft.fr. The only Minecraft Survival server that is open to the premium account as well as the crack versions, which brings together Survival 1.16.5 (with nether), RP, capital domination, economy and exchange system with tax, PVP faction and much more.. We will look forward to seeing you! Good game to you. (Server language is English and French)
mc.dominatecraft.fr
Embark on epic journeys in our Survival world, fortified with GriefPrevention to safeguard your creations from harm. Seek out resources, build magnificent structures, and conquer the wilderness alongside fellow survivors.
For those who seek a skyward challenge, ascend to our SkyBlock realm where you’ll start with limited resources on your own floating island. Test your survival skills and creativity as you carve out your existence amidst the clouds.
Join forces with friends or forge new alliances in our Towny and Factions worlds. Engage in strategic warfare, master the art of raiding, and rise to dominance with the help of McMMO-enhanced abilities.
Unleash your imagination in our Creative world, boasting expansive plots where your architectural dreams can become a reality. Build to your heart’s content without limits and showcase your creations to the world.
No matter your preferred playstyle, StrongCraft is here for you 24/7, ensuring a lag-free environment where the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and embark on your next great adventure!
play.strongcraft.org
World started at the beginning of COVID with new map reset outside of main spawn in preparation for latest updates.
Enjoy a regular survival world fresh to explore and generate to your hearts content. No world border.
Really no rules or themes unless needed in the future.
minecraft.uniquelycommon.net
Dissidiacraft is a 3½ year old survival server that utilizes plug-ins like Towny, mcMMO, ChestShops, & Auctions, to form strong economy based gameplay. The uniquely built 1.6+ spawn has an information area, an admin shop, and several different arenas to choose from. We also offer Donator Rewards like Disguisecraft, nicknames, /hat command, 10 /sethomes, and a seperate creative world access. Our server is managed, updated, and moderated frequently for a smooth, friendly, player experience. Join our community forums, make friends, and start your Dissidian adventure today!
mc.dissidiacraft.com
Hello! 🙂 If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features. For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you! Enjoy the game!
play.magmacraft.eu
Creative server. Start in a guest area where you build something to get promoted to ‘builder’ after that you can build freely in one of our maps.
Rules No Griefing No inappropriate Structures
Administrators: moss_crow, chrisbs, Vokan, woder22, dk221
C.McBlocks.net
Heard off the Bliss SMP? want to join it? Well now YOU can by joining this bliss smp clone that has rtp npc kits and more its a fun no lag server and the best part its brand new. yes brand new noone has got stuff unlike other servers so u can join
JavaBlissSMP.aternos.me:55576
Java Server IP: mikecraft.chickenkiller.comBedrock Server IP: 32.221.86.166 | Bedrock Port: 25565Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.20.1
Dynmap: http://mikecraft.chickenkiller.com:25566/?
Discord: https://discord.gg/XQFm7uzaUe.
mikecraft.chickenkiller.com
KEEP IN MIND I AM NO WHERE NEAR FINISHED BUT IT HAS ENOUGHCONTENT TO HAVE FUN IN I HAVE THE SERVER OPEN TO FIND DEDICATED BUILDERS TO HELP FINISH THE PROJECT HOWEVER IM GONNA FINISH THIS MYSELF.
The Pillagers Have Opened A Portal to the 9 Hells Releasing Dungeon Cores all over the world.
At First Everything Seemed OKThen More Mobs Started showing up at night.Then the Sun Set for the Last TimeTrapping the world In the Infinite Darkness.
This Server is a Hardcore ,Pvp,Survival/ Dungeons And Dragons Roleplay.You the Player Creates the story
Plugins:Mythic MobsMMO ItemsMMO Inventory
Rules: 1. No Griefing If u See Build Leave it be.2. Be respectful3. Pg13 Roleplay please4. Stealing is ok this is roleplay.5. pvp is a must Just don’t bully.
BREAKING RULES IS A PERMA BAN
This Map Has Completely Customized Biomes With Secret Underground biomes For you to findAnd build in.
There will be Custom Events Based off Player Progression/Map Progression. So Wars Can Change The Map. (Admins Will Rebuild)
This Map Is a Team Based Challenge Where You don’t Want Other teams Getting the Dungeon Cores
Custom Item Counter: 187 (Dungeon Monsters Drop Custom Armor Sets And Weapons.)
Custom Mob Counter: 53
Dungeons: (You Have to Find the portal Locations For Each Dungeon)
They Are Hidden
-12 zones with a unique story to tell
-Savage Shores: 100%-The Grim Rainforest: 100%-WinterVale: 100%-The Crypt: 100%-Nephrem: 100%-Magic Academy: 100%
-UnderDark 25%-Desolate Dunes 15%-The Whispering Canyons 25%– The Citidel 15%– Haven 15%– The Nine Hells 0%
Avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, and Nessus.
A 9 layer dungeons and dragons massive hell dungeons
45.159.4.161:29200
NXTCRAFT is a Survival Server. Afraid about greifers? Worry no more. On NXTCRAFT you can protect your chests, furnaces and doors. We have plugins that moderate every block each player places, and destroys. So if your house is griefed, we will know who exactly did it; and we will roll back that location.
PvP is only enabled at night so you can enjoy building in the day, and surviving in the night. You can join and create factions (they are like cities) and create a city with your friends!
We want everyone to have a great experience on NXTCRAFT, so if your having problems with something just ask someone on the server. We have lots of friendly members and staff, so don’t be afraid to ask. Mod not online? Leave a ticket, and we will get back to you as soon as we can!
NXTCRAFT Features: Chest and Door Protections Factions Spleef Capture the Flag Matches Friendly Staff and Members Economy System Multiple AntiCheat Plugins, so everyone will play legit!
mc.nxtcraft.com