greenhouse gases Minecraft Servers

Greenhouse Gases

  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    New Minecraft Servers

    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

    so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

    MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

    CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

    we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

    we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

    join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fire Carbon Sink Fun

    Fire Carbon Sink Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CO2 Climatic Craze

    CO2 Climatic Craze

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

    WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

    SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieCraft – Farming Fun for All

    VeggieCraft – Farming Fun for All

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a world where veggies grow bigger than your head cuz of climate change. that’s what you’ll find on this minecraft server, where the carrots are as long as your arm and the pumpkins are the size of a small car. join us for the ultimate veggie adventure and watch as your crops reach new heights (literally)! who needs diamonds when you can have a giant cucumber, amirite? come on down and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

    like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP