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Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	585108	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7325
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3112	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	77
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	2312

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	9698
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	288617	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Animals Bred:	156	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!