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KekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9135
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

bank issue, boundary fence, fence payment, financial demand, financial disagreement, financial trouble, house separation, Minecraft, NeighborlyCraft, neighbour agreement, neighbour boundary, neighbour communication, neighbour conflict, neighbour conflict resolution, neighbour dispute, neighbour dispute resolution, neighbour negotiation, neighbour payment, neighbour relationship, new neighbour, property boundary, Repayment, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees!

MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

Bonding, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, control, Decision making, family, in-laws, mental health, MIL, MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft, mother-in-law, no contact, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, validation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

HackCraft Minecraft Server

computer security, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber intrusion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, government security, HackCraft, HACKING, infiltrate, Information Security, microsoft account, Minecraft, national security, Russian hackers, Server, Veterans Affairs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	157	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!

MapleCraft: Secret Ops

#classified information, #covert operations, Canada, Chinese, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, MapleCraft, Mapping, national security, Ops, police operations, secret, Surveillance, undercover operations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4443
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2019
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!

HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun

adult preclinical models, animal models, auditory function, deafness treatment, edit, Fun, Gene, gene correction, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic deafness, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, genetic mutations, genetic therapy, genome editing, HearCraft, hearing loss, hearing restoration, Medical research, Molecular biology, novel approach, preclinical studies

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server!

Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Anticheat, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Failure, Friendly, HARD, Help, Ip:, KIND, LIMITATIONS, Mature, Mineshafts, Pillager Outposts, ruined portals, rules, Semi Vanilla, şort, Strongholds, Structures, superflat world, SuperSized, Survival, trial chambers, utility mods, Vanilla, Version, Villages

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	4059
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Version	1.20.4
Overview	A survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations
Features	– Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the concept of this server?	The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations.
How many players have joined the server?	Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022.
Are there any gameplay rules on the server?	The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks.
What structures are available in the Superflat world?	Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available.
Where can I get more help as a new player?	You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!