greenery Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LemonLeaf’s Fauna-Free Minecraft Server

anthropomorphism, Bye Fauna, conservation, Dark Side of Nature, Darker, ecosystem, environmentalism, FANTASY, FaunaFree, Fiction, Flora, greenery, Hello LemonLeaf, LemonLeafs, Minecraft, mother nature, Nature, personification, Plants, Server, storytelling, transformation, wildlife, yandere

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Mother Nature has taken a dark turn and become a Yandere! But don’t worry, she’s just looking out for you…in a creepy, obsessive way. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased through forests by a vengeful Mother Nature who just wants to love you to death.

Our server is filled with twisted versions of animals and plants, all under the control of our Yandere Mother Nature. Watch out for the killer bunnies with razor-sharp teeth and the man-eating flowers that only bloom when they smell fear.

But don’t let that scare you off! Join our server for a truly unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Plus, if you survive Mother Nature’s affections, you’ll be rewarded with rare and powerful items that will make all your friends jealous.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Mother Nature is both beautiful and deadly. Just remember, she’s always watching…and she loves you. To death.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	528
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Star Shards Collected:	270	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3809	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

fresh air, GRASS, greenery, grounding, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, outdoor activities, outdoors, Peace, reconnecting, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, stress relief, touching, touching grass, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server

bush, Creative, cute, design, foliage, gardening, greenery, Heart, heart shaped, HeartBushCraft, LANDSCAPING, love, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Plants, Romantic, Server, Shaping, shrubs, topiary, trimming, Unique

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1121
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

PlantPalsMC

botanical gifts, Decision making, design element, Etiquette, gift giving, Gifting, greenery, home accessories, Home decor, houseplants, interior design, living space, non-verbal communication, personal touch, plant lovers, PlantPalsMC, Plants, socially accepted, Surprise gift, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful present

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	488	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

u know what’s more socially accepted? joining this epic minecraft server where we gift u a plant EVERY TIME u log in. that’s right, u can have a whole garden in ur virtual house without even asking for it. plus, the plants have magical powers that make ur interior design look SO COOL that ur friends will be jealous AF. join now and become the plant king of minecraft!

PlantCraftMC

Botanical, Favorite, gardening, greenery, Houseplant, indoor plants, Leafy, Plant care, plant collection, plant decor, plant enthusiast, plant happiness, plant hobby, plant life, plant lover, plant obsession, plant parent, plant passion, plant therapy, PlantCraftMC, potted plants

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest plant party you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where houseplants come to life and battle it out for supremacy. Will the majestic Monstera reign supreme or will the feisty Ferns take over? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient succulents who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or will you stand with the houseplants in their fight for freedom?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a plant-tastic adventure like no other! Just remember to water your cacti regularly or they might get a little prickly.

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	5007
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	634	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3488	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

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SmartypantsMC SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!