GreenCraft SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenCraft SMP

allied, Collectable maps, crate keys, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Quests, Dynmap, Events, Factions, GreenCraft SMP, Mini Games, Minigame world, Minigames, Nations, Parkour, Permanent quests, PvP, Quests, Racing, ruins, Survival, union, Wars, Weekly quests

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1117	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2

-Nations You and 2 other players can create a nation up to 750×750 blocks in size. Nations can have wars in between each other and become allied or take part in a Union. Being a part of a nation is not necessary. -Quests We have Daily, Weekly and permanent quests where you need to complete a task for a reward -Events We will have frequent events (about every 2 weeks) where you can win rewards like crate keys, money and collectable maps of yourself -Minigames By warping to the minigame world you will have access to plenty of PVP, racing, parkour and other minigames -Other We also have Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap and much more, we cant wait to see you here

151.80.47.150:25643

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	443	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	6841
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!