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PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Crops Grown:	4905	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	60
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3241	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2812
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!