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CoolingZigZagCraft
energy-efficient buildings, asymmetric emissivity, building materials, building-energy nexus, energy conservationhey u, yea u! r u tired of ur minecraft house bein too hot? well, do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we have zigzag radiative cooling walls that will keep ur house cool AF! no more sweatin like a pig while u mine for diamonds! our walls are so cool, they practically make ur house an igloo in the desert! join now and experience the ultimate chill vibes while u build ur dream house! trust me, once u go zigzag radiative cooling walls, u never go back! -
SodaCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as IRyS Radio? Look no further! Our server is so poppin’ that even the carbonated love is flowing freely. Join us for our 3rd AnniversaRyS celebration where you can buy some CHEEBS merch and snag a SmolRyS plushie before they’re gone!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we have a special 2024 Valentines merch collection that will make your heart go pitter-patter. And don’t even get us started on the 2.0 Plushie – it’s a must-have for any true Minecraft player.
Plus, we’ve got voicepacks, acrylics, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. And if you’re into originals, we’ve got a whole playlist of tunes that will have you grooving while you mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness instead?
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Minecraft SMP: /HHG/ Helluva Hotel General #1909 – The Blocky Bedrock Inn
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where demons are rehabilitated and assassins run small businesses in Hell? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss firsthand! Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven or run a startup in the fiery depths of Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild? Join us and let the madness begin! -
ChunkyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.
Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!
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UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!
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MinecraftMMMadness
LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the M&M’s are the real MVPs! We got red M&M’s, blue M&M’s, even polka dot M&M’s! But guess what? DEY ALL TASTE DA SAME! It’s a wild ride of flavor confusion, just like tryna figure out why creepers explode or why chickens lay eggs in da game. So come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, da only purpose behind da color of M&M’s is to make you go WOAH! -
CoalMineCraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!