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BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Emeralds Found:	3497	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8645	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	9318	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	218
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	267	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	105	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	585799	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4898	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!