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WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	171	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	71	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	177	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	969	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	518
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!