Green.. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

GreenGoblin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Asylum, chief, Coalition, Conservatives, Deal, Europe, far right, German, Government, Green.., GreenGoblin, immigration, Migration, Minecraft, Négotiation, policy, Politics, refugee, Server, Warning, Warns, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the green chief is all like, “yo, conservatives, don’t be making deals with the far right, man!” like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! join our server for all the political intrigue and backstabbing you could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. come join us for a wild ride, dude!

GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

American, Arctic, Autonomy, decision, fate, foreign policy, Green.., GreenCraft, Greenland, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, national identity, Nordic, pm, Politics, press conference, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	New Chunks Explored:	362986
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4916

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

Green Consumption Society

#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

Green Light Anime Director Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime adaptation, capcom, Characters, Director, Fighting, games, green light, Green.., Light, Mangas, Martial Arts, Minecraft, new, Original Story, smp, Stories, street fighter, Studio, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the chosen ones can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, so good luck getting past him!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a quest system where you can embark on crazy adventures like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or rescuing villagers from zombie attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in the PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race. The winner gets to ride the dragon around the server for a whole week, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships forged in the fires of battle are even stronger.

Green Jackets With Hoodies Minecraft SMP

#outerwear, Apparel, banned, casual wear, clothing, controversy, dress code, fashion, fashion statement, green jackets, Green.., hoodie trend, HOODIES, jacket ban, jackets, Minecraft, restrictions, rules, smp, street style, Style, trend, urban fashion, winter wear

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	511
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where green jackets with hoodies are banned? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the fashion faux pas! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to rock that green jacket with pride. Who knows, maybe wearing a green jacket will give you superpowers or summon a herd of llamas to protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s show the world that green jackets are the new black!

New Rustranny C++ Pilpul Dropped Minecraft SMP – Our Thoughts Green Reddit

Analysis, c#, coding, CPP, Development, discussion, DROPPED, Future, Green.., Minecraft, new, Online Community, pilpul, programming, reddit, Rustranny, smp, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, two factions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Items Found:	5734
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got two factions battling it out over the latest rustranny c++ pilpul drop – trust us, you don’t want to miss this drama llama showdown.

Join us and witness the epic battles, the backstabbing, and the alliances formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who will come out on top? Will the green Reddit faction reign supreme, or will the thoughts faction take over the server with their mind-blowing strategies?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	284	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3135
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1702
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

best technology, male pleasure, orgasms, pleasure devices, Prostate, prostate massage, prostate massagers, prostate orgasms, Prostate play, prostate pleasure, prostate stimulation, prostate stimulation devices, prostate toys, ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

best quote, blockbuster, Cinema, classic quote, comedy, Entertainment, eternal humor, everlasting laugh, famous quote, film quote, forever funny, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic quote, Laughter, lolz, memorable quote, movie quote, quote of the day, timeless quote, top movie quote

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7632	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mines Excavated:	4810	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

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