| Players: |
90/800 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: |
9 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: |
33 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: |
28 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: |
2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: |
5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
5 |
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so, like, u know that
minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.
first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?
and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.
