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Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Pixelated Prestige

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Star Shards Collected:	156
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!

PuppyPanicCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

MoonLightSB

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Hi to all Israelis! Anyone looking for a good and quality minecraft server More than welcome to enter the server and try!

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Best RP server – IP below Minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

The owner of the server “Best RP server – IP below” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:26946

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	191

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1905
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crops Grown:	8728
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8935	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1403	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!