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  • BlockChain Reaction

    BlockChain Reaction

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ultimate pixelated playground where greed has no place and the only gold you’ll find is in the sun-kissed fields of our vibrant village! Here’s why you absolutely NEED to join our Minecraft server:

    1. Billionaire Banter Bouncers: Tired of those pesky, wealth-nabbing billionaires? So are we! Join our “Anti-Greedy Billionaires” guild, where we build towering houses made entirely of gold blocks—only to invite surly mobs over for gourmet steak dinners! Spoiler alert: our steak is actually made from pixie dust and wishes!

    2. Epic Land Heists: Witness the miraculous transformation of our server into a massive underground lair filled with treacherous traps designed to catch those money-hungry tycoons! Together, we’ll steal everything from their diamond-studded yachts to their caviar farms, all while floating on enchanted clouds made of cotton candy!

    3. Job Jamboree: We’ve got jobs too, but instead of grinding away in corporate hell, join our berry-picking cult—uh, we mean co-op! Every time you pick a berry, a greedy overlord loses their latest yacht! Plus, our berries are rumored to spark spontaneous dance parties with enchanting rhythms that can make even a creeper bust a move!

    4. Potion of Anti-Greed: Ever wondered what it’s like to down a potion that makes you immune to corporate tax evasion? Well, we’ve concocted an elixir using mystical ingredients (think unicorn tears and dragon fruit) that’ll have you laughing in the face of billion-dollar brand shenanigans while you build your dream house in the clouds!

    5. The Great Resource Redistribution: Forget those pesky in-game currencies—here, we’re all about resource equality! Build pixelated communes where we work together, trade potatoes for enchanted axes, and laugh in the face of capitalism. Remember the time a group of villagers banded together and staged a peaceful protest against a giant Enderman? Yeah, that was us!

    6. The Final Boss – Lord Greedypants: Every month, we host a battle against the ultimate foe, Lord Greedypants, a sinister villain with pockets deeper than the Nether! Work with other players in a quest to overthrow his kingdom, where throwing pies made of cooked pork and gold ingots is not only encouraged but mandatory.

    So don’t sit there staring at the sunset, wishing for a better world. Join our Minecraft server for wacky adventures, ridiculous stories, and the best way to EVIL-luate the power of teamwork and creativity! This is where dreams of greedy doom become reality, and the only thing you can bank on is a good laugh!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

    CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

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  • Veggie Baby Craft Land

    Veggie Baby Craft Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    ServersVanilla Survival
    IP Addresscorn.gg
    RegionUSA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Why choose sVanilla Survival?– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

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  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

    The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • MILposterNOPECraft

    MILposterNOPECraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

    Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

    So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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  • RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

    RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

    Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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  • Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

    Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

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  • BlockyToiletWars

    BlockyToiletWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

    picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

    but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

    join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

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  • Pringle Crisp Cafe

    Pringle Crisp Cafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

    first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

    so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.

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  • Ruined Morrowind

    Ruined Morrowind

    New Minecraft Servers

    Morrowind Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Welcome to the island of Morrowind! Long ago Morrowind was once a thriving kingdom however after a grueling war it fell into darkness. Now after hundreds of years the island is beginning to recover with new people settling the land. On Morrowind you can help build up the spawn town, open shops, or just hangout. However if you are adventurous you can choose to leave the safety of Morrowind and embark across the world to find ancient ruins, go on quests, and more!
    Platform
    Bedrock Only

    Discord Server: Join Morrowind Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server from Java Edition?No, Morrowind is only available for Bedrock Edition.
    What activities can I do on Morrowind?You can help build up the spawn town, open shops, explore ancient ruins, go on quests, and more!
    Is there a Discord server for Morrowind?Yes, you can join the official Morrowind Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

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