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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8719
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Farms Harvested:	469
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	9650
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	5391
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!