| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 770 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7770 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1151 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4564 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7502 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2534 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1022 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6672 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7796 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8946 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
