Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.
And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.
So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?
But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!
| Java or Bedrock | Java 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Realm/Server/World | Server |
| Max Number of Players | 100 – 200 |
| Length of Game | No wipe |
| Gametype | Survival |
| Language | English |
If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin. |
| How often does the server reset? | This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations. |
| What version of Minecraft do I need to play? | You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods. |
Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!
But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!
So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!
Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!
Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!
But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!