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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9522 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2759 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.