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MineQuoteCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	214461
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Dancing llamas in top hats. Where else can you find such madness and mayhem?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find him. Some say he’s a giant block with a face, others say he’s a shape-shifting wizard. Who knows what you’ll discover on our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

BlockySurvivalFun

BlockySurvivalFun, coping mechanisms, crisis intervention, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! What stopped you from killing yourself that night? Was it the thought of missing out on our epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and enter a realm of pure madness and hilarity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

RocketCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, Defense Contracts, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, innovation, international relations, Lockheed, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Partnership, Poland, Polish industry, rocket launcher, RocketCraft, Server, space exploration, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of launching rockets with the polish industry! we have a special deal with lockheed that gives you a front row seat at the rocket launcher table. imagine the chaos of launching rockets while eating pierogies and wearing traditional polish attire. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyCSTOExitPlan

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Towns Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	7617
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

CarCrazeCraft

CAR, CarCrazeCraft, combustion, combustion engine, danger, Distance, Driving, Environment, gasoline explosions, noise, Protection, Quiet, Safety, stormy weather, Transportation, tropical storm, Vehicle, vehicle safety, weather, weather conditions, Winds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

Alternative Medicine, Chronic pain, elderly care, Emotional healing, geriatric health, holistic approach., mental health, mind-body connection, new therapy, older adults, Pain, pain management, pain reduction, pain relief, pain symptoms, past trauma, psychological intervention, Psychotherapy, Relief, research, stress-related emotions, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	8979
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!

Bifrost SMP: Not a Smoothie, but Definitely Semi-Vanilla – HermitCraft vibes and no kids allowed on 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Allowed, apply, armor stands, bifrost, Community, Datapacks, Discord, est, Events, hermitcraft, java, Kids, Minecraft, Nether Hub, play style, Playerbase, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Shopping Areas, smoothie, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, VIBES, voice chat, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Bifrost SMP Overview
Bifrost SMP is a community of Minecraft enthusiasts created by a group of friends in December of 2021. The server focuses on a vanilla play style and community-driven decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP is a Minecraft server community that emphasizes vanilla gameplay and community involvement.
When was Bifrost SMP created?	Bifrost SMP was created in December of 2021 by a group of friends.
What is the primary focus of Bifrost SMP?	The primary focus of Bifrost SMP is the JAVA Survival World (Midgard), which reset on May 3. The server also features community projects and events.
How can I apply to join Bifrost SMP?	To apply, join the BifrostSMP Discord and read the rules carefully. The staff will review your application within 12 hours.
What kind of activities are available on Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP offers various activities such as mining events, social game nights, impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, and more.

MeowCraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only choice you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the most important decision of all: Kitty or Bunny? That’s right, when you join our server, you must choose to align yourself with either the fierce and independent kitties or the adorable and fluffy bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Battle of the Feline Forest, where the kitties and bunnies face off in epic battles for control of the land. Will you be the hero that leads your team to victory, or will you be the one who gets distracted by a shiny new block and misses all the action?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side in the ultimate battle of Kitty vs Bunny. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

DigCraft – Minecraft Server

anatomy, animal head reference, art community., art critique, Art education, art resources, art techniques, art-related things, beginner tips, books, Confidence, critique, DigCraft, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, Gestures, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, Server, Support, tutorials

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchantments Applied:	183
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Fivearms Edition! This Minecraft server is where your wildest art dreams come to life, just like that time you tried to draw a unicorn riding a skateboard while eating a taco.

Join us if you’re a new or seasoned artist looking for advice, critique, and support. We don’t tolerate /ic/ crabs or /trash/ crabs here, only genuine art lovers who want to improve their skills.

Need inspiration? Check out our recommended videos from artists like Tyler Edlin, Proko, and Sinix. And if you’re looking for some poses or gestures, we’ve got you covered with links to PoseSpace and QuickPoses.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our collection of books and resources to level up your art game. From anatomy scans to drawing exercises, we’ve got everything you need to become the Picasso of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fivearms Edition and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Bob Ross of the blocky world!

Bestie Over Stepsis Ski Trip

best friend bond, Bestie, choosing friends, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, high school ski trip, roommate drama, school trip drama, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, ski, stepsis, stepsister jealousy, teenage decision making, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage independence, teenage relationships, trip

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the clutches of your jealous stepsister and overbearing parents!

Join our server and buddy up with whoever you want, whether it’s your best friend or a random llama you found in the game. No more forced roommate situations with people you can’t stand – unless you’re into that kind of drama, then we’ve got plenty of that too!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally escape the nagging of your family members and live your best Minecraft life. Who needs a sister moment when you can have a creeper explosion instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with your stepsister’s jealousy over your friendship necklaces is so last season. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free paradise!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

big ticket item, CraftyCash, dream purchase, expensive purchase, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, first purchase, investment opportunity, luxury item, material possessions, million dollar question, million dollars, millionaire lifestyle, Minecraft, money management, money talk, Server, shopping spree, Splurge, Wealth accumulation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2288
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Items Found:	2542	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

If you had a million diamonds, what’s the first thing you would craft? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building billionaire! Build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks or create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the virtual world!