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The Best In The World Minecraft SMP

athletic achievements, best goalkeeper, Casillas legacy, Dibu Martínez, football, goalkeeping legends, goalkeeping records, goalkeeping skills, greatest of all time, legendary goalkeepers, Lev Yashin, Minecraft, neuer, objective viewpoint, professional athletes, rankings, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, top 3, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between Dibu Martinez and Casillas as they fight for the title of the greatest goalkeeper in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that they even have special powers that can summon giant creepers to defend their goal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

The GOATs of Minecraft SMP Wrestling

aew, Goats, greatest of all time, iconic wrestlers, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling champions, wrestling community, wrestling culture, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling icons, wrestling legends, wrestling memories, wrestling nostalgia, wrestling stars, wrestling superstars, wwe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all wrestling fans! We don’t just build arenas, we recreate epic wrestling matches with our pixelated characters. Want to see Steve take on the Ender Dragon in a steel cage match? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our wrestling skin collection – from John Cena to The Rock, we’ve got them all! So come join us and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have body slams and suplexes?

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The NeverEnding Minecraft SMP Quest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the series never ends? Well, look no further because our server is constantly evolving and changing, just like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and drama that will make your head spin. Who needs a never-ending series when you can have the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and become part of the wildest ride in the Minecraft universe!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

HeemCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5950
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because The GOATs edition is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4937

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	1145
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!