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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4404 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?
And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!