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Soviet Minecraft SMP Union – Chud Haters

African, America, Chud, chuds, cold war, communism, discrimination, Diversity, EURO, Greatest, hate, Haters, Hispano, History, Ideology, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, smp, Soviet, soviet union, union, white nation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things Soviet Union! Why do chuds hate us? Because we’re too busy building glorious communist monuments and spreading love and unity throughout the land. Plus, our server is so diverse, it’s like a melting pot of Euro-Hispano-African goodness. So come join us and experience the true power of the greatest white nation in history – the Soviet Union!

Switch Minecraft SMP: How Did Nintendo Become The Greatest Console Ever

console, Entertainment, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Greatest, handheld, home console, Hybrid, innovation, joy-con, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Popularity, portable, Sales, smp, success, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the secret behind the Nintendo Switch’s rise to greatness! Rumor has it that the developers of the Switch actually used our server as inspiration for their innovative design. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear, just like the legendary Switch controllers. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind the greatest console ever made – join our server today!

The Greatest Philosopher of Our Generation Minecraft SMP

American, Analysis, critical thinking, culture, debate, education, generation, Greatest, ideas, influence, inspiration, intellectual, knowledge, Listen, Minecraft, our generation, perspective, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Reflection, smp, society, The Greatest Philosopher, thinker, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the entire next game day?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Temple” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by our mischievous admin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

action-packed event, best wrestling show, Entertainment, epic matches, fan favorite, Greatest, greatest NXT, incredible performances, Ive, Minecraft, must watch, NXT, NXT championship, NXT history, NXT superstars, nxt takeover, professional wrestling, smp, sports, thrilling moments, top talent, unforgettable night, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3766	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Moat Minecraft Server

amazing, best show, binge-worthy, classic, fantastic, favorite show, Greatest, highly recommended, iconic, Incredible, memorable, middest of all time, Minecraft, moat, must watch, Outstanding, Phenomenal, Popular, Server, top rated, top show, tv show

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	1256	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3834	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7769
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Animals Bred:	95
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Exclusive content, Gaming Community, hoyoverse, In-game stickers, Japanese version, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic adventures of Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors who will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with lore that will make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and prepare to be amazed!

And if you need more reasons to join, how about redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get your hands on ZZZFREE100, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZZZ2024, and ZZZTVCM to unlock exclusive content and rewards.

Still not convinced? We even have ZZZ stickers that will make your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4755
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	177
Players Killed by Monsters:	6035	Void Gems Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

CRISTALLIX.GGMINE.RU

BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!