Great Salt Lake MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

global warming, streamflows, ecosystem, conservation, precipitation

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

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ToxicIslandCraft

Hispanics, study, environmental racism, respiratory health, HARMFUL

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

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Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Wellington, queenstown, Sheep, Rugby, new zealand

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

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Moaning Minecraft Server

Minecraft, family, Kids, humor, children

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

official Cover media, viral marketing, Content Creation, branding, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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CloneDupe

Lifesteal Dupe, minecraft server, Economy, Promote Our Server, Raiding

CloneDupe is a minecraft server owned and founded by Jules. CloneDupe is a Lifesteal Dupe Minecraft Server created in December 28 of 2023. Lots Of Giveaways! Active Staff Members And Respectful Staff Team. Always Looking For New Staff Members. Always Looking for New Media To Promote Our Server! Advanced Staff Bots/Commands To Make Moderation Easier.

Connect using this ip clonedupe.fun

clonedupe.fun:8787

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LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy Minecraft server

1.18.2, Minecraft, Cozy, LimeMine, Anarchy

The owner of the server “LimeMine 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 Cozy Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.limemine.pro

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Trendy Mental Illness Minecraft Server

mental health discussion, mental health community, mental health conversation, Mental health advocacy, Mental health resources

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you trendsetters with mental illness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged chickens start attacking you with their tiny but mighty beaks. Or how about the time our resident creeper decided to throw a surprise party for all the players by blowing up the entire spawn area? It was a blast!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots by stealing their blocks and teleporting away. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the trendiness of mental illness in the most outrageous and entertaining way possible. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next!

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Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP

Viola Davis, blockbuster, Villain, action, must watch

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.

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Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

city, SightSeeing, least catholic, tourist attraction, famous monument

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

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