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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!
