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SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	7803	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	596622	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7606
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	115
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4723
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!