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WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	6368	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Star Shards Collected:	91
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	7235
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	7674	Enchantments Applied:	252

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5720	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	3018
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?