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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3191 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 96 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!