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PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	4589
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	14216	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2809
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.