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πCraft1776

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	8396	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! We got so many crazy things happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat?!”

Did you know that the sum of all possible permutations of 314 (3,14 – π) is 1776? That’s the year when the United States declared independence from Great Britain! And on our server, we’re declaring independence from boring gameplay!

Join us and you’ll be battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow blocks! Plus, our secret underground club is where all the cool kids hang out – you’ll need a password, a secret handshake, and a pet parrot to get in!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

PiCraft1776

1776, 314, America, american revolution, colonies, DECLARATION, founding fathers, freedom, Great Britain, History, INDEPENDENCE, July 4th, Liberty, Math, patriotism, permutations, pi, PiCraft1776, revolution, thirteen colonies, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	938331	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where the numbers are wild and the math is off the charts! Did you know that if you add up all the possible combos of 314 (3,14 – π), you get 1776? That’s the same year when the US was like “peace out, Britain, we’re doing our own thing now!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Albert Einstein would be like “whoa, that’s some crazy shiz.” We’ve got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British, British architecture, British countryside, british culture, british food, British History, British Isles, British landmarks, British Monarchy, british people, British tourism, British traditions, British weather, Builders, england, English, Exploders, Great Britain, London, Minecraft, proper, Server, tea, Tnt, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4316
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8436
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	280190
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3186
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!