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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3536	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	4062
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	64
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	157

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	187
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2552
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!