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HangoverCureMC SMP

alcohol, binge drinking, Detox, electrolytes, greasy food, hangover, HangoverCureMC, headache, health, hydration, Medicine, morning after, Nausea, Party, Recovery, remedies, REST, self-care, Sleep, smp, Water, wellness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	158260
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	78	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2009
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4589
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Potions Brewed:	115	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.