HangoverCureMC SMP

alcohol, binge drinking, Detox, electrolytes, greasy food, hangover, HangoverCureMC, headache, health, hydration, Medicine, morning after, Nausea, Party, Recovery, remedies, REST, self-care, Sleep, smp, Water, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	137306	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

WeddingCrashCraft

destination wedding, uninvited guest, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest advice, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest dilemma, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest etiquette rules, wedding guest faux pas, wedding guest invitation restrictions, wedding guest list, wedding guest protocol, wedding invitation, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	1165
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1129
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	1485
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7191

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

billion, BLOCK, challenge, CountCraft, Counting, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, counting skills, counting to one billion, impossible task, Math, mathematical challenge, number counting, number sequence, Numbers, numerical challenge, numerical proof, numerical skills, proof

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	New Chunks Explored:	493640
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	218
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

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