WhaleShrinkageCraft

environmental conditions, marine ecology, whale habitat, gray whale population, marine mammal conservation

yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got gray whales that are 13% shorter than normal. like, imagine riding a tiny whale in minecraft, that’s some next level sh*t right there. and get this, the whales are actually shrinking cuz of some oceanographic metrics or whatever, like, how crazy is that? join our server and witness the shrinking whales phenomenon firsthand, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude. plus, our community is super chill and we have the best pixel art competitions every week. so come on, join us and let’s ride some tiny whales together, it’s gonna be epic! 🐋🔥🎮

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TouhouCraft Minecraft Server

web magazine, cute hags, TouhouCraft, Lotus Eaters, Wonderful Waking World

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Nuclear Fusion edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in the middle of a nuclear reactor! Don’t worry, you won’t actually get radiation poisoning… we think.

2. Our previous 3cc clear was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. And now, we’re gearing up for even more mind-blowing achievements.

3. Have you ever wanted to explore a dream world filled with living ghosts? Well, now you can in Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts! It’s like Casper meets Minecraft on steroids.

4. Our server is so exclusive, it’s like the 100th Black Market in Touhou 18.5. You won’t find crazier deals or more insane adventures anywhere else.

5. Need a break from all the madness? Dive into the Wonderful Waking World or become the Hero of Ice Fairy in our fangames. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP

usecases, computer science, Meta, Biz, Incoming

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

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Blocktopia’s Hidden Secret

veiled, Mysterious, secret, Private, Covert

Are you tired of hiding your dark secrets from the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner darkness! Join us and let your skeletons out of the closet – literally, because we have a special closet room where you can display all your darkest secrets in item frames.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who are actually undercover agents working to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the diamonds in the Minecraft world. Join us and help the llamas crack the case while riding on their backs through treacherous dungeons and lava-filled caves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join our server and let your dark secrets run wild – just be sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows, ready to expose your deepest, darkest secrets to the world!

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CraftyFighterz

Euromaidan Press, eastern europe, Military, international relations, Government

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t believe it! We got Ukraine givin’ out citizenship to foreign fighters and their fams like it’s candy on Halloween! Zelenskyy be like “Come on down, get ur passport and a diamond sword, let’s party in Minecraft!”

Join dis server for a wild ride, fight off creepers with ur new citizenship powers and build a castle with ur fams from all over the world. Who needs real life when u can be a citizen of Ukraine in Minecraft, amirite?

So come on, grab ur pickaxe and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Ukraine awaits, baby!

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PartiCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner!

motivation, self esteem, praise, success, WINNERS

join this epic minecraft server where all trophies are participation trophies because we believe in equality for all players, even the ones who suck at the game!

we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, it’s like a party that never ends!

our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading rainbows wherever they go.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to turn any block into a giant cake, because who doesn’t want to build a house out of cake?

come join the madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously.

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Welcome to Faffshire SMP, where we faff around with mods and white lists! No squares or curls allowed!

THRIVING, Create Mod Automation, faff, Twilight Forest, Shenanigans

Faffshire Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like SMP
Features	Enhanced World Generation Diverse Transportation Centralized Spawn Area Dimension Overhauls Create Mod Automation Expanded Mobs & Blocks

Looking for a tightly-knit, modded Minecraft community that feels like home? Do you dream of building megafactories? Creating intricate train networks? Exploring a revamped End and the whimsical Twilight Forest? Soaring through the skies with diverse aircraft? Discovering new, breathtaking biomes and creatures?

Look no further! Faffshire is a private 1.20.1 Hermitcraft-like SMP that offers a unique blend of adventure, creativity, and shenanigans. Our server isn’t just about surviving—it’s about thriving in a world filled with possibilities. Whatever you’re looking for, Faffshire has something for every player.

Griefing and cheating isn’t allowed. Apply now by joining our Discord server!

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Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m new to modded Minecraft?	Yes! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.
Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These are outlined in our server discord.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is disabled in most areas of the server to promote a more cooperative environment.
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host various events and competitions to keep things interesting for our players.

PerfectWomanMC Server

online forums, Gender Roles, perfect woman, r9k, Expectations

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

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NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

smp, Finale, TV series finale, television, resurrection

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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BookishBaeGrief

romance, alone, reading, Calling, Scenes

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

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Gray Whale Population

Faffshire Minecraft Server

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