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But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!
So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.
so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!
don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!
We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!
But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.
so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?
we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.
so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.
Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.
In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.
We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.
We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.
Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!
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| Season | Season 5 |
|---|---|
| World Reset | Reset about a month and a half ago |
| Policy | Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama |
| Mods Allowed | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo |
| World Reset Countdown | Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join? | Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted! |
| What are the rules on the server? | The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged. |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules. |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Our free companies are so powerful, they can summon dragons to do their bidding. Join one and become a dragon tamer in no time!
Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!
Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!
Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.
Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.
