HysteriaMC is a BRAND NEW NON-P2W Minecraft Server Releasing soon!
We’re a next generation Prison Server, with custom GUIs, Substances, Gangs, a Graveyard and so much more!
Right now, we’re only available for our Ranked Players whilst we go through our Closed Beta, to catch as many bugs as we can, and get the ball rolling! You can purchase any rank on our store and gain access.
Join our Discord for more information!
org.hysteriamc.xyz
Once upon a time, there were ten million skeletons roaming around causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you can take on these bony foes and emerge victorious.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Imagine the sheer joy of watching a rainbow explode in a shower of sparkles!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually just misunderstood and looking for someone to play chess with.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and your best pickaxe, because you’re in for a ride unlike any other.
Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my niece Stefanie and her boyfriend Ryan. You see, Stefanie bought a mini baseball helmet ice cream at a game and Ryan, being the ultimate rival team fan, threw it away because he couldn’t stand to see anything from the other team. Can you believe it? The audacity!
Now, imagine the kind of shenanigans that go down on our server. If you think that’s wild, just wait until you see what else is in store for you. And hey, if you join now, we might even throw in a free virtual baseball helmet ice cream for you to cherish forever (or until someone throws it away, that is).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ice cream helmet drama of your own.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of therapy sessions in pixel form, where you can work out your issues with virtual blocks instead of real tears. Build your way to a better relationship with your stepkids, or just block them out completely – the choice is yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your worth as a parent and spouse in the world of Minecraft. Join now and show everyone that you can handle the heat, even if it’s coming from a bunch of pixelated kids who think they know it all. Let’s block and roll!
Our server is so intense, even Herobrine couldn’t handle the competition. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon once tried to join but got scared off by our hardcore training regimen.
So come on, join us and get ready to sweat, mine, and build your way to victory! Who needs a gym membership when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
Join our server and experience the joy of only having to work 4 days a week. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where they can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the 5-day work week blues!
Welcome to Pure SMP, a community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Our goal is to provide a classic vanilla Minecraft experience alongside a friendly and supportive community! We strive to have a mature, relaxed, and fun community where friends can bond together and just have fun!
| Vanilla Experience | Immerse yourself in Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played, with no mods, just pure Minecraft! We have only a few plugins that affect your gameplay. |
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| Friendly & Chill Community | Join a diverse community of builders, explorers, redstoners, and farmers. We prioritize inclusivity, respect, positivity, and collaboration among players. |
| Regular Events | Participate in exciting events such as building competitions, community projects, and themed server-wide events. Prizes await the champions! |
| Player Applications | To ensure a harmonious and mature environment, new players are required to do a VC application. This helps us maintain a quality community where everyone feels valued and respected. |
| Active Discord | Stay connected with fellow players through our active Discord server. Discuss builds, share tips, coordinate events, and forge lasting friendships beyond the game! Discord: Join our Discord server |
| Interactive Voting System | Shape the server’s future by participating in regular polls and voting sessions. Your voice matters in decisions regarding server updates, rule changes, and community initiatives. |
To join our server, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions for the player application process.
Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive and respectful community environment.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the player application process to ensure they align with our community values.
We welcome players of all ages, but we expect everyone to act maturely and respectfully towards others on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the kawaii Friends group, including Prism, Phase Connect, and Tsunderia. And let’s not forget Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi – he’s a real shell of a good time!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Auri Lunami or TaiShabel Tonya on your adventures. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!