come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!
CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server
LollipopMDs & Dentists
u want a server where u can build stuff and have FUN? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where the doctors are actually dentists and they give out lollipops to kids to help their teeth! it’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible! build a giant lollipop castle or create a toothbrush rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!UtopiaWorld Minecraft server
UtopiaWorld is a vanilla Minecraft griefer server that can accept players of both Java and Bedrock versions. The project is distinguished by a limited world of 100,000 x 100,000, thanks to which everyone will find a place to live that they will not find in 5 minutes, an absolute lack of hard advantages of privileges. Privileges are gratitude for support, nothing more. Our moderators and administrators will always come to the rescue and solve your questions.
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BlockPartyCraft
Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.TongueTasteCraft
lol join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and chickens dat lay golden eggs. u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas dat shoot lasers out their eyes. build a house made of candy and live happily ever after with ur pet dragon. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun and taste the rainbow of craziness on dis server!StrangerCraft: Lessons in Blocks
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn valuable life lessons from strangers like never before! One time, a player taught us how to build a house entirely out of diamond blocks because apparently, diamonds are a girl’s best friend AND a builder’s best material. Another player shared their secret recipe for brewing potions that make you fly like a bat – who needs wings when you have magic potions, am I right? So come join us and get ready to be schooled by the most random and hilarious strangers you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft world!PixelPurse Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret loot that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken and bragging rights for eternity.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also explore the Netherworld on our server, where you’ll find a portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Legend has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, it’s worth more than any amount of money – it’s priceless fun!
CraftyDonaldsSurvival
so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!Dad’s Night Out Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of crazy stories and outrageous reasons to escape reality.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual wife accuses you of not doing enough around the house. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.
Just like father’s day dinner, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the hero who saves the day by slaying the Ender Dragon, or will you be left behind like a forgotten present on father’s day?
Join now for a virtual escape from reality and a chance to prove your worth in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
LostPhoneLootWars
Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!