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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 774 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3624 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!