But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.
We’ve got players like Billy and Kevin who are so skilled, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. And let’s not forget about Terry from Street Fighter 6, who decided to take a break from fighting and try his hand at building pixel art instead.
But that’s not all! We’ve got events that are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, beginner guides that are more helpful than a stack of diamonds, and a community so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your very own blocky family.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s craft some memories together!
On our server, we value your time and work, even if your family doesn’t. We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled relatives who cancel last minute and expect everything for free. That’s why we offer a safe haven where you can build, explore, and thrive without any judgment.
Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. You can mine for diamonds, battle mobs, and even create your own virtual photography studio without any cancelations or drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a community of fellow gamers who understand and support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a brighter future together!
Imagine a world where you have to negotiate for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. Will you be able to strike a deal to get that coveted diamond sword? Or will you have to sacrifice your precious emeralds for a chance to explore the Nether?
But beware, not everyone will be willing to compromise. Just like in real life, some players will try to get everything they want without giving anything in return. Will you be able to outsmart them and come out on top?
Join us now and experience the thrill of negotiating your way to victory in the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself engaged in a heated debate over the price of a virtual cow!
Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, where the men in their 40s will show you how to conquer your fears and slay the beasts with ease. Need help building a castle that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous? The men in their 40s have got you covered with their expert building tips and tricks.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary stories told around the virtual campfire by the men in their 40s. From tales of mining diamonds deep underground to epic quests for the elusive Ender Dragon, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in no time.
So come on down to our server and let the men in their 40s show you the ropes in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling against evil train networks and coming out victorious. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? plus, the admins on this server are like superheroes, always there to save the day and make sure everyone is having a blast.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and show those pesky train networks who’s boss. trust me, you won’t regret it.
imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦
rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚♂️
we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌
so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮
Terralum is a mostly vanilla server that adds some quality of life, while not upsetting the balance too much. We are looking for players that just want to hang out and play Minecraft, without the drama.
A quick list describing the server: – Whitelisted – 16+ age requirement – No P2W whatsoever – Basic teleportation (/home, /spawn) – Item based economy – No griefing or PvP – Resource worlds
Check the Discord to apply for whitelisting.
minecraft1.terralum.net