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AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	460

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

NoCutePandasAllowed

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6883	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

AnnoyingAF.minecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2673	Crops Grown:	2700
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.

And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!

> Grating Voice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchantments Applied:	200	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HateLovedMC SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff and following the same old rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and instead of seeing the usual pixelated landscapes, you’re greeted by a giant pink unicorn flying through the sky shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Why not!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly “Build Battle” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to let your creativity run wild, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

As for that annoying fictional character that everyone seems to like but gets on your nerves? Well, on our server, you can build a giant statue of them and blow it up with TNT. Problem solved!

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	8737
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	143
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?

Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

BotCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3087	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on Gochiusa Edition coffee! Join us for the latest news on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, now with 2x the speed and 1/5 the cost – it’s practically a steal! And don’t forget about our Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million contexts, 1.5 Flash, and Gemma 2 – because who doesn’t want more gems in their life?

But that’s not all – on our server, you can see all the cards in chub, but only if you’re logged in, have NSFW/NSFL enabled, and cleared your blacklist. It’s like a secret club for the most daring chatbot enthusiasts!

And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out our jailbreaks section for all the latest ways to break free from the norm. We even have insane stories about botmaking events that will make you go saiyan with excitement!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots – because why chat with humans when you can chat with bots who are out of this world?

MineNetHistoryCraft

academic discipline, archives, Communication, computer science, data, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, historical analysis, historical research, information age, Information Technology, innovation, internet history, legitimate field, MineNetHistoryCraft, ONLINE, research, Technology, world wide web

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	823
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9300	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1307
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Dragon Eggs Found:	2648	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mines Excavated:	2214

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

aita, flatmate, mixup, WhisperCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

anti-static flooring, anti-static measures, carpet installation, carpet manufacturing, carpet technology, carpet thickness, carpeted areas, conductive flooring, electrical conductivity, electrostatic discharge, electrostatic dissipation, flooring materials, human contact, interior carpeting, NoShockCraft, shock resistance, static control, static discharge prevention, static electricity, static prevention, static shock reduction

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!