Blocky Bliss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever experienced the sheer exhilaration of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Our server offers the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping experiences you’ll ever have in the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool blocks.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventures of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Princesses 1.21.3

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	110	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6620	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride in the universe! Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.

We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

BlockyBlingLand

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Potions Brewed:	135
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	5600	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2575	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	1330

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4361
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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