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Pixel Bliss Land

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3279

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyPleasureLand

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	141	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	745	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	117
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.