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Pixel Bliss Land

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyPleasureLand

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	2585
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5588
Emeralds Found:	3662	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	696
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Whale Watchers in Canada

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	883	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	2583
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	182

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5199	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	1582	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crops Grown:	1191
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperCo

Assistance, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, crisis management., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, government cooperation, Humanitarian efforts, international aid, Lukashenko, neighboring countries, Peacekeeping, political alliances, post-war recovery, regional stability, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6671	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?