Grateful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCarCraze

illegal, Porsche, dad, License, ENTITLEMENT

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

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Echoing Dimensions Minecraft Server

Smart, Scared, Respect, KIND, Dimensions

Hey broskis, listen up! This Minecraft server is like finding love in a blocky world. Just like how I found my perfect girl on holiday, you’ll find the perfect server for you here. It’s beautiful, kind, and smart – just like my crush. And guess what? You don’t have to be scared to make a move here! Join this server and you’ll never have to worry about missing out on something great ever again. It’s like a winter romance that lasts all year round. So come on, join us and let’s build something special together. Don’t be a creeper, be a keeper on this server!

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Noviewcraft Minecraft server

thank you, Vanilla, Cities, Server, build cities

Vanilla, nothing more. For now, I don’t guarantee anything interesting on the server, but I will be very grateful if you at least try to access it.

Build cities, villages or just play for fun, everything you do on my server is greatly appreciated.

Thank you for playing on my server!

198.244.225.33:22768

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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

gross, hair, Apology, Scared, frens

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

Commitment, Minecraft, romance, Beautiful, perseverance

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals

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Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

resilience, Politics, Minecraft, Support, Wife

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

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Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

CONTENT, work, dependable, companion, Loaded

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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Crafting Misfortune

Optimistic, Grateful, thankful, LUCK, misfortune

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

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PixelPeenPraise

Admiration, confidence boost, appreciation, PixelPeenPraise, affirmation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

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DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

potato chips, CHIPS, Costco, special treats, bbq

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

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