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RevoltCraft: Rise of the Ordinary
Are you tired of boring old dictatorships ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and become a freedom fighter in the virtual world! Our players have taken down oppressive rulers using nothing but pickaxes and TNT. Who needs politics when you have pixelated explosions? Join us and be a part of the revolution – because in our world, democracy is just a creeper explosion away! -
SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama -
USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.
So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!
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CraftyImpact Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP, bro! We got diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s a wild ride, man.But like, seriously, if you join our server, you’ll be saving the world from the evil Ender Dragon who’s trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe. We need all the help we can get, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!
Plus, we have the most epic parties every Saturday night at the virtual club we built in the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on our annual sheep shearing competition. It gets pretty intense, let me tell you.
So yeah, if you want to make a better impact on the world/community, join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero. Or just come for the memes, either way works. See you in the game, bros!
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E Smol Minecraft Server
Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
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CorbynCraft: Islington Insanity
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE JEREMY CORBYN GETTIN RE-ELECTED AFTER GETTIN KICKED OUTTA LABOUR! U CAN BUILD UR OWN COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR BE A CAPITALIST PIG, WHATEVER FLOATS UR BOAT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE JEREMY’S POLITICAL CAREER! #REVOLUTIONIZEYOURLIFE #MINECRAFTPOLITICS #JEREMYCORBYN2020 -
GazaGriefCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!Join our server for a chance to battle against evil zombie llamas, ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! But wait, there’s more!
Our server is so lit that even Hamas faces growing public dissent as the Gaza war erodes support. That’s right, even real-world politics can’t resist the allure of our epic Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!