Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. And if you manage to survive that, you might just catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is rumored to be the server admin’s mischievous twin brother.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of mayhem, madness, and Minecraft magic! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance the Macarena, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden disco party at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of funky turtles!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
| Server Name | Public Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Rules | NO Hacks |
| IP | play.mcvpg.org |
| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Discord | discord.mcvpg.org |
No, hacks are not allowed on this server.
The server has been up for 3 years.
You can grief, explore, build with friends, basically anything you want!
You can join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find a team.
JOIN NOW!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a redhaired slut stumbled upon our server and brought with her a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that she still roams the server, seducing players with her fiery locks and generous gifts.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic hentai RPG games you’ve ever seen. Dive into a world of fantasy and debauchery, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the redhaired slut edition like never before. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!
Join our server and witness Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a hat-trick against Lionel Messi’s team, only to be saved by a last-minute bicycle kick from Neymar. Or maybe you prefer to see a team of zombie pigmen taking on a squad of Endermen in a battle for the ultimate title. The possibilities are endless and the excitement is guaranteed!
But that’s not all, on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Zlatan Ibrahimovic or build your own stadium made entirely out of obsidian. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of Creeper soccer or Skeleton archery.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of LaLiga and Champions League like never before. Who needs real wins when you can have >realwinslol!
Join us if you want to feel like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next. We’ve got mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head for hours. And don’t even get me started on the parkour courses – they’ll have you falling off cliffs and screaming in frustration.
But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we’ve got a community of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. So come on, join us and let’s all be clueless together!
| Modpack | Number of Active Members |
|---|---|
| Valhelsia 6 | 450 |
| Vault hunters 3 | 450 |
If you’re interested in joining or hosting a modpack through our community, feel free to check out our discord here.
A: To join our server, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
A: Yes, you can host your own modpack through our community. Please contact us on Discord for more information.
A: Our server has specific rules that all players must follow. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Imagine a world where you can recreate your dream resort, complete with nosey family members who can’t ruin your birthday celebration. Build a paradise for you and your ex-wife (or should we say, bride 2.0?) to enjoy without any judgment or snide comments.
Create a virtual getaway where you can relax, unwind, and focus on rebuilding your relationship in peace. No need to worry about canceling tickets or dealing with family drama – just pure Minecraft fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server now and start building the perfect vacation spot for you and your loved ones. Who knows, maybe your sister will even apologize and join in on the fun once she sees your epic resort creation!