Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.
You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.
But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!
So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Enderman King, a creature so terrifying that even Herobrine himself runs in fear. Legend has it that anyone who dares to face the Enderman King will be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be scared out of your pixelated pants! Just remember to bring a stack of golden apples and a strong pair of diamond boots – you’re gonna need ’em!
And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!
So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).
Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.
Join us for a wedding like no other, where the Maid of Honour must battle through long-distance friendships, last-minute hen party planning, and passive-aggressive comments from the bride herself. Will you be able to handle the pressure and save the wedding from cancellation?
With outrageous demands and superficial requirements, this server will test your patience and creativity. Can you plan the perfect hen party with a minimum of 9 people and a 2-night hotel stay? Or will you face the wrath of a bridezilla like no other?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and drama of being a Maid of Honour in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!
But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.
So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.
| Stinky SMP Overview | |
| Server Version | 1.20.1 and updating |
| Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
| Performance | Great performance with minimal lag |
| Safezone-Borderlands System | Mixture of peace and bloodshed in different areas |
| Origins Mod | Special mod with 61 custom origins |
There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.
In the Borderlands area, griefing, killing, and stealing are allowed, while the Safezone area near spawn disallows these actions without consent.
Players are welcome to suggest new custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced to be considered for inclusion in the mod.
Players of all playstyles, including nomads, builders, PVPer, and traders, are welcome on the server, promoting inclusivity and diversity.
You can join the server by visiting the Planet Minecraft page or using the Discord invitation link provided above.
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.
Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.
Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!