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BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	56358

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Farms Harvested:	960
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	7897
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	736989	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime blues, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, midnight musings, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless in the country, sleepless in the world, sleepless nights, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyRedditorZ

Boredom, Communication, community engagement, CraftyRedditorZ, Curiosity, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, information sharing, internet, networking, News, Online Community, online discussion, procrastination, reddit, reddit community, social media, Technology, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!

Baby Boomers vs Snowflakes

baby, balance, Boomers, children, Conservatives, cultural influence, demographics, Europe, generational differences, grandchildren, Liberals, political attitudes, political ideology, political landscape, reproductive behavior, Role, Shaping, Shifting, snowflakes, social dynamics, societal impact, trends, unexpected

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	480
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. like, if you join, you’ll have, like, a million babies and grandbabies and stuff. and, like, all these babies will be super conservative and stuff, so, like, we’re totally shifting the political landscape, bro. join now and be part of the baby-making revolution. it’s gonna be wild, man.