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Money Cuh Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us! -
SodaCraftersUnited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.
Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!
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EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials
so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro! -
TransfemMC
We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3
transfemmc.de:20238
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Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!
Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.
Features:
Feature Description Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration World Map Dynmap Bedrock support Geyser Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks KeepInventory Optional per player Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting +Gradients! Brewery Just a treat! Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1
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Happy Millennial Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!
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Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.
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RoomLockOut Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.
Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!
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WifeMatMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.
So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!