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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	1427	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

LawnCareHustle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	3707
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9208
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	1

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	3001
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	87	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!