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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	735
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3819

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

NoHellAllowedCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4809	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6292	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1790
Magic Items Found:	1929	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!