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Money Cuh Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us! -
SodaCraftersUnited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.
Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!
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EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials
so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro! -
Expert+ Hardcore: Now with extra difficulty! Version 1.19.4 Survival Server
Minecraft Server Overview
Description This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is not pay to win, but offers options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics. Join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW FAQ
Question Answer Is the server pay to win? No, the server is not pay to win. We offer options to support the server through purchasable ranks and cosmetics, but gameplay is not affected by purchases. What plugins are used on the server? The server uses plugins that increase mob damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, among other features. How can I support the server? You can support the server by purchasing ranks or cosmetics, joining the community on Discord, and contributing positively to the server environment. Can I join the community on Discord? Yes, you can join the community on Discord by visiting https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW and becoming part of the server community. -
PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft! -
CraftyFibs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.
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GardenGrief Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.
And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!
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ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?
Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!
So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.
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AlmostNamedMC Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.